run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

(Source: vvumblr, via hotguysandpizza)

okoenig:

jadefinitelyfelt:

okoenig:

nickelbackthatassup:

okoenig:

shot me out of the sky

I wanna fucking die

you keep making me weak

thats what makes you beautiful

wildcats

(via cheerupsmelly)

thekingofholmeschapel:

harry is basically an oversized seven year old boy with the heart of a 90 year old man and the sex appeal of a calvin klein model.

(via butthurtbandboys)

nigforaday:

I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with 

(Source: mancverboard, via roflmaoexceptnotreally)

nbcemployee:

the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

(Source: foodtrucker, via fuckyeahloldemort)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

agentbartowski:

pacokickthetaco:

ideas:

• netfics: just like netflix except it’s fanfic professionally acted out and produced instead of tv and movies
• icdb: international commercial database, like imdb except for commercials so we can find out who all the cuties in commercials are

i smell a worthwhile kickstarter 

netfics is just gonna end up being porn isn’t it

(via painterpeeta)

damngruchy:

hailthelordylordypicca:

i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy

NO YOU DON’T

(via horanhookah)